omfg this reminds me of my team in my damn cooking class 
ill b standing there 
mindin my own business 
cooking up some totes awesome meats 
and grindin it all up like im the shredder from ninja turtles 
putting spices 
frying it like its a fukkin hatched baby salmon 
and this one girl will just stand there
and criticize everything i do like im stupid and know nothing 
eww thats so gross 
stop grinding it up like that youre doing it wrong 
turn up the heat or its going to take forever
should i tell the teacher that youre refusing to do it right  
so to make her shut up im just like
BITCH U AINT THE FUKKIN CAPTAIN, MARITZA IS >: V MARITZA AS IN PRETZEL GIRL MARITZA!!! U KNOW MARITZA! COME ON, U USED TO LOVE MARITZA. SHES A COOL CHICK. EVEN IF HER NAME COMPLETELY REMINDS ME OF PRETZELS OBVIOUSLY. PLEASE THINK OF MARITZA. SHE HAS FEELINGS TOO OK SHES THE QUIET AND SHY ONE PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU HATE MARITZA YOU GODAWFUL OSDIUBFIOSUDFKF
lolno 
but 
ok whatever u cook these dum meats its not like i named them all nemo anyways 
the snack that smiles back at you cunt 
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yea mrs teacher i just stood around doing nothing 
it was all their doing so i dont get any credit for the day yeah just give me a zero k its all good yeah call my parents its not like theyre gonna beat me when i go home or anything