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Hi! I'm Mike! I'm new to this "psychologist" job. Now I work in a psychiatric hospital for guys who've been charged with rape, murder, etc. I took this job cause I was eager to see what's in the mind of a killer.
This is a story I'll say is my BEST and most intriguing indeed. I'll call him "Ben" to protect his identity. He was the one of those "handcuffed" to a chair kind of patient. So...well just read along..
(I use emitcons A LOT here. So let me explain those too.)
OuO/ouo/eue/0u0 = Happy/excited
ono = Scared/sad
^^ = happy
._. = Scared
-_- = annoyed
O_o = stunned/confused
o.o = interested
euo = twitching
(You get the idea? Good)
*as we enter the scene. Mike is sitting in a chair with a notepad and Ben is handcuffed to a seat for "safety" reasons*
Mike: Ben how are you today? ^^
Ben: I feel like rainbows ouo
Mike: Well that's good for you buddy! So anything ne-
Ben: I slaughtered your entire family AND your puppy ouo
Mike: No I don't have a pu-
Ben: Not anymore! ouo
Mike: uh... ._.
Ben: ouo
Mike: WELL I think we need to change topics. How was dinner? ^^"
Ben: Oranges aren't real ouo
Mike: Wha-
Ben: Unicycles can fly to the moon. ouo
Mike: .....
Ben: I like ponies ouo
Mike: What kind of pon- O_o
Ben: The same kind as your puppy you don't have anymore ouo
Mike: I think we can call it a day for now Mr. Ben. Is that ok? -_-
Ben: 2+2 is not fish, but pumpkins. ouo
Mike: Pumpki-? o.o
Ben: I put Chloroform in your pillow ouo
Mike: ....yeah.. I think I'll call it a day...see you later Ben! ._.
Ben: Monkeys are amazing
*Mike leaves the room and let's the nurses take care of the rest*
AND that's...a typical day here...awesome right? (fucking kill me)
Now I know what you're all thinking. "Lucain why are you picking on psychos?" Shut up it's a prison. Let me have some fun as a dark comic, geez. And you're offended, get off my profile. If you feel the urge to say something, I'll hide your comment. If you continue to try to harass me, I'll block you. Simple <3
As for the rest of you, I'll be doing a 5 part series this time around. Just for kicks and giggles. Anyways guys, have a good night <3
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*looks at Ben* Do you feel as though you are completely normal?